Which Dictator are you?

http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/

Ich bin ein Tony Blair :/



Hm ich hab' meine Antworten nochmal überdacht und komme zu meinem endgültigen Ergebnis:


Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!
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Blümchenfanboy.

Very Simple

Sito is Saddam
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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!



?!? versuch auf fidel castro zu kommen.
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Oh dear. You're in prison now so the people of Iraq no longer need to worry that you you'll to make them disappear... They are far too busy being worried about being blown up by terrorists or shot by Americans now!
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Sij hat folgendes geschrieben::

I've written helicopter avionics & weapon systems and encrypted voice comms for the military, but I can't get my head around the channel system blizzard has implemented.

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I can see what you see not
Visions milky, eyes then rot.
When you turn they will be gone
Whispering there hidden song
Then you see what cannot be
Shadows move where light should be.
Out of darkness - out of mind
Cast down to the Halls of the Blind.

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You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!
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You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!
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Ach ja, wer's noch nicht kennt: Hier das passende Kartenspiel dazu!

http://www.vulture-bookz.de/dictator/
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By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

Oh dear. You're in prison now so the people of Iraq no longer need to worry that you you'll to make them disappear... They are far too busy being worried about being blown up by terrorists or shot by Americans now!
What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com 8[

Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators!
After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered,
instead of leaving them where they
lay where they couldn't be traced back to you,
you have them carted back to police
headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find!
Find them they did along with
a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths.
You are now on trial for being so damn stupid
where you're conducting your own defence!
Face it! You're f**ked!


Na toll

You are one of the more creative of the dictators.
When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!


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Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!

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